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A Christmas List

Written By: nikihart - Dec• 23•10

Traditionally my husband and I travel to Kansas to spend Christmas with my family, but this year we’re staying home. Though I will miss spending time with my family, there are some things I will definitely not miss:

  • Crowded airports
  • Choosing between being fondled by the TSA or a bombardment of radiation
  • Screaming children
  • Flight delays and spending 3 hours in an airport Chi-Chi’s
  • Getting the annual Christmas cold
  • Spending a week in Small Town USA where you can’t get food delivered and the entire town closes at 9:00pm, the one bar in town stays open ‘till a whopping mid-night
  • Going to Wal-Mart on Christmas Eve and running into the whole town, where each and every person just HAS to talk to me and ask how scary it is to live in NYC and then tell me how they could never live there.
  • Having to smile through above situation and act like it’s the first time I’ve ever heard it.
  • Crowded Airports, it’s really worth mentioning twice.

Whether you are traveling or not, have a safe and happy Christmas. And if you don’t celebrate Christmas, enjoy the Chinese food.

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